People of Warped Tour

It’s so impressive that a man can pull off Tinker Bell this well. I’m just
not totally convinced he actually has a penis.

Florida

Some things are better left unspoken, fortunately for us this isn’t one of them. Keep an
eye out for this look this Summer at your local Hot Topic. It will most likely be found in
the “I’ve had sex with my cousin/poor life decisions” section.

Maryland

Hey, remember that overly aggressive, testosterone ridden meat head from high school that quoted
way too many lines from Super Troopers and made fun of your tight pants? Well, he’s back and
apparently gay is the new black.

Pennsylvania

Those faces are due to the fact that there was a T-Bone steak behind the camera. Fame never tasted so good…

Maryland

Attractive right? Your parents used to warn you about creeps like this. He’s got
his 76′ Volkswagen Vanagon parked out front and it’s full of date rape drugs. I
dare you to break the ice with that first embrace. You wont’ regret it, promise.

Maryland